TV Licensing Officers will soon be visiting.
Bring it on!
WE ARE PLANNING TO TAKE FURTHER ACTION
Ooooh! Also note that it's signed by Richard Goodbody.
He went to Iraq in May for six months. Very conscientious.
OFFICIAL WARNING - THIS PROPERTY IS UNLICENSED
Thanks, but I already knew!
They caught 33,781 people in June.
OFFICIAL WARNING
I think I should be getting scared about now.
Richard is still sending letters from Iraq!
WARNING AGAINST UNLAWFUL ACTION
I think I should be getting REALLY scared about now.
They caught 33,781 people in August,
exactly the same number as they caught in June.
Do they stop visiting once they get to 33,781 or
are they lying about the number they catch?
Our Enforcement Officers could now visit you in the evening or at weekends.
Yet another letter from Richard in Iraq!
I wonder if he's scaring the insurgents as much as he's scaring me!
I'm usually doing something far more interesting than watching TV in the evenings and at weekends.
(like obeying the voices in my head telling me to clean my guns)
This one is the same as May.
Have they no imagination?
This one is the same as June.
Obviously not.
This one is from me to Richard, sent by recorded delivery after the 'visit'. (Thanks to M. Shakey)
Note that I have "Withdrawn Implied Right of Access".
This means if they walk up my garden path they are trespassing.
This one is their reply. I don't think Gemma read my letter.
Note reference to "..confirmation of this fact in NSA1..." then read NSA1.
This is NSA1 referred to in previous letter. I don't see "....confirmation of this fact...".
I don't think Suzanne read my letter either.
Question (rhetorical) Do TVL only employ morons?
Re-Commencement of Hostilities
Despite Gemma writing in February 2007 to say that I now have a protective guard on my address for APPROXIMATELY 3 years, Michelle Tunstall has written to me in March 2008 to inform me of (threaten me with) another visit.
As I have withdrawn implied right of access the visit WILL constitute trespass.
I would also like to know who informed Capita that no TV is in use at my address as I certainly didn't.
